Monthly Archives: May 2007

Springers are here. Why are you still at work?

I’ve got some free intel here that The Fish Hack normally reserves for the paying customers, but it’s too good to keep to myself. Spring chinook are boogying into the upper Rogue River at decent levels now. It seems a combination of increased water releases from Lost Creek Lake and SOME ACTUAL FISH has boosted [...]

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HAIKU MONDAY: On D-Lake with the Arch Enemy

Haiku Monday is back after a one-week hiatus. Though The Fish Hack remains an Urban Amish with little technology at home, I made a special Sunday cameo at The Fish Wrap to pop off some three-liners in time for Memorial Day.   Remember the drill – I bust a few outdoor non-rhymes in Haiku format, [...]

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Haiku Monday Dashed by Dyslexic Carrier Pigeon; Need a Bigger Footprint

The Fish Hack has been away from The Fish Wrap lately, which is a good thing for yours truly as well as the people who cubicle around me. The Fish Hack is a bit of an Urban Amish dude. Very little technology at home. So I couldn’t e-mail haikus to the web site. I sent them [...]

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HAIKU MONDAY: The Fish Hack Is No Fan of Stale Mail’s 41-Cent Scam

Here is the first Haiku Monday, when it costs even more money now to send a paper nasty-note that gets there four days later instead of cyber-mail that gets there faster than you can say, Oh SH*! I SHOULD NEVER HAVE HIT THE @#& %*@! SEND BUTTON!! For you Fish Hack virgins, here’s the deal: [...]

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Whatdya Mean This Is All You Get For Mother’s Day? At Least It Didn’t Come COD

We’re coming up on Mother’s Day so it’s certainly time to reflect on how the Host Organism helped shape The Fish Hack into the B-list blogger that I am. But before I drop to one knee and sing “Mammy” in lieu of flowers, there’s a confession I need to make. You cyber-readers might be surprised [...]

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Haiku Monday: On Street Sense and Salmon Envy

The Fish Hack was all over Street Sense in the Derby. But the Tax Deductions had be stuck at the Little League field too long for me to put some Fish Wrap coin on the winner before post time. Woulda, coulda, shoulda. The bars are full of ‘em. But the Kentucky Derby is important whether [...]

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A Bear’s Bare Butt

The Fish Hack’s busy this week putting together a package for Monday’s Fish Wrap about spring black bear damage and how to prevent a bruin from thinking your house is its own personal Dutch Bro’s. Nothing like a good bear story to keep me away from the Fish Wrap. I gotta real bear fetish. And [...]

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