Monthly Archives: July 2007

HAIKU MONDAY: ON BOOGIE-BOARDS, SPINNING EURO’S AND FISHING

Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where The Fish Hack proclaims that it’s great to be back in Ory-gone after spending six days on a Californication with a little desperation fishing in the mix. Six days away from The Fish Wrap and with the Tax Deductions certainly makes yours-truly happy to be adding my brand of [...]

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HAIKU MONDAY:ODE TO ALBACORE

Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where The Fish Hack looks for readers to put a little stink of their own into this-here Fish Wrap. And this week, the stink has a certain Charlie smell to it. I’m talkin’ tuna. And the albacore world has moved as close to Brookings as ever in the past 20 [...]

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SCREW THE STEELHEAD. IT’S TUNA TIME!

Advice from The Fish Hack to you regular readers of The Fish Wrap is normally 50 cents every Thursday. But those of you regular readers of Search and Destroy (that’s the fishing and hunting report for you F.H. virgins) get a little freebie today. It seems that the tuna have moved as close as 12 [...]

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HAIKU MONDAY: @%&*! THE SALMON, IT’S STEELHEAD WE’RE AFTER

Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where life here in the bowels of The Fish Wrap is good, but it would be very, very, very, very, very, very and very good if The Fish Hack was paid by the word instead of by the week. The non-rhymes of today’s Haiku Monday aren’t busted straight from Lake [...]

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HAIKU MONDAY: DEER BITES DOG, AND MORE

Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where The Fish Hack looks for readers to put a little stink of their own into this-here Fish Wrap. And this week, the stink has a certain venison stench to it. You know the drill on Haiku Mondays. The Fish Hack busts a few non-rhymes in Haiku form — three-line [...]

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WHEN DEER ATTACK

The Fish Wrap will be stinking like blacktails Saturday, and it’s a wildlife story you don’t want to miss. Apparently, blacktail does are attacking people and pets these days throughout Southern Oregon. Does stomping Labradors and corgis, even chasing dudes onto porches and into their houses. Just the glimpse of two Jacksonville dogs got one deer [...]

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HAIKU MONDAY: WHERE ARE ALL THE @$&*! SALMON

Haiku Monday is back in action. Unfortunately you can’t say the same about the Rogue River’s spring chinook salmon.   No salmon rolling.Where have all the chinook gone?Not in my cooler.   Remember the drill during Haiku Monday. I bust a few outdoor non-rhymes in Haiku format, readers then add same. Best reader 17 syllables [...]

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