Monthly Archives: August 2007

PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE

Hey, Fish Heads. There seems to be some suspicion that the Fish Hack slightly fabricated this-here interlude with Jimbo and Rosie while scamming a junket steelhead fly-fishing trip to Agness along Oregon’s lower Rogue River. If you missed Haiku Monday on my catch and release of Jimmy Carter in 1989, click here to read it now. [...]

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HAIKU MONDAY: WHEN FISH HACK, STEELHEAD & DA PREZ COLLIDE

Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where you’ve caught the Fish Hack strolling down memory riffle with a decidedly presidential stink to this cyber-edition of The Fish Wrap.   Can’t help but get a bit nostalgic each end of August, when Fish Hack tries to get The Fish Wrap to bankroll as many trips to my [...]

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COME ON, FISH! IT’S ‘NOOKIE TIME!

Welcome back to the cyber Fish Wrap, where the Fish Hack is again offering a living example that it’s not who you are in life, but what you’re compared to that counts. No, I’m not talking about yours truly. It’s the Rogue River’s fall chinook run that, so far, has been awfully underwhelming in its [...]

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HAIKU MONDAY: STEELHEAD AND FISH HACK AND BEARS, OH MY

Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where The Fish Hack not only feels your pain, he contributes to it regularly.   Haiku Monday is filed this week on the road in Gold Beach, where The Fish Wrap has sent The Fish Hack for some semi-legitimate story for next Sunday’s rag. It’s about a group of former [...]

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HAIKU MONDAY: THE HUNT CAN’T BE GREATER THAN THE KILL

Haiku Monday is back on the water, and there’s no better place to get the synapses fired than rowing the Rogue River, The Fish Hack’s home water.   Driftboat eases through Rapids fast and dangerous We’re running the Rogue      Remember the drill during Haiku Monday. I bust a few outdoor non-rhymes in Haiku [...]

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HAIKU MONDAY: IT’S STEELHEAD AND DRIFTBOATS, BABY

Haiku Monday is back in action. And you can say the same about the Rogue River’s most delicate and entertaining fishery – summer steelhead.     Salmon never bite Aggressively like steelhead. Gotta love this fish.     Remember the drill during Haiku Monday. I bust a few outdoor non-rhymes in Haiku format, readers then [...]

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