Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where The Fish Hack reminds all that I went to school for 17 years to learn sixth-grade English while still leaning on Spell Check like the dirty crutch that it is. Today’s Haiku comes straight from the mighty Rogue River, where the Fish Hack and the Rig Doctor did [...]
Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where The Fish Hack is hoping O.J. helps collect some of that personal memorabilia that Fish Wrap editors have squiireled way over the years. And rest assured: If The Juice gets loose and puts that picture of The Fish Hack and J. Edgar Hoover back where it belongs…guns or no [...]
The Fish Hack has seen his share of fisticuffs break out because of fishing, but not until now has someone tried to parlay the nuances of the Sweet Science into a seat on a bass boat talkin’ tips on Flippin’ for bass. But, then again, Roy Jones Jr. is not the average Fish Head, either. [...]
Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where The Fish Hack’s no-rhymes-for-no-reasons approach to life adds just enough stink to the cyber Fish Wrap to keep those paychecks churning. Because, after that Oregon State debacle at Cincy last week, The Fish Hack’s a bit light in the back pockets. Cover my Beavs bet. Bank account screams: [...]
Welcome back to Haiku Monday. Labor Day is a true day of labor at The Fish Wrap, where no day goes without at least something stinky on your front door. The Fish Hack is holding down the fort in the newsroom for Haiku Monday, pulling that one holiday a year required of Fish Wrap [...]
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