Monthly Archives: April 2008

HAIKU MONDAY: On trout, ice and Al-Qaida

Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where The Fish Hack plans to spend part of the day looking for Al-Qaida on the upper Rogue River between Dodge Bridge and TouVelle State Park, under orders from Homeland Security.   Terrorist boaters: Bin Laden loves Tahitis And hogging boat ramps.   You know the drill on Haiku Mondays. [...]

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HAIKU MONDAY: WHAT’S WITH THE @&*%! SNOW?

Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack wonders whether the springers aren’t showing here in force because they know something we don’t. Too much snow, springers?Used to be called “Snow Eaters.”Now they’re Sun Chinook. You know the drill on Haiku Mondays. The Fish Hack busts a few non-rhymes in Haiku form — three-line Japanese [...]

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HAIKU MONDAY: WHERE’S THE #%&*@! FIRST SPRINGER??

Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where you find Fish Hack standing along the banks of the Rogue River throwing all my best mojo toward the fish ladder at Gold Ray Dam. Gotta do that special Springer Dance to conjure up that first fresh chromer to move into the upper Rogue and start off this-here spring [...]

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