Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack is still trying to figure out how to stand as the Earth spins backward on its axis after this headline in Friday’s Fish Wraps across the country: “Beavs Pound Trojans.” Beavs shock USC:Twenty-seven, twenty-one?Not even that close You remember the drill: Fish Hack busts a few non-rhymes [...]
Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack asks you Fish Wrap readers what’s more relevant to your lives — 40-pound fall chinook salmon in the Rogue River or the Girls Gone Wild crew headed to Medford this weekend. As if we have to ask. Forty-pound chinook? Rogue River’s biggest offer Beats Girls [...]
Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack is holding down the fort at the Fish Wrap pretending to be working, but really watching back-to-back Monday Night Football games. For business purposes, of course. Gotta watch football.Monitor those investments,The gambler’s curse. For Haiku Monday virgins, this is the day that Fish Hack busts out a [...]
Welcome back to Haiku Monday, when Fish Hack wonders aloud that if he falls asleep in the newsroom on Labor Day and no one is watching, does he still get time and a half plus a day off? Working Labor DayAn oxymoron, for sure.Just like Fish Hack’s life. For Haiku Monday virgins, this is the [...]
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