Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack is mourning the early death of his March Madness bracket and more than PO’d that the Donor won the annual bracket slam-off we’ve done since Fish Hack was a mere second-grader. True. Hack and the Donor have been betting father-against-son on March Madness since I was a [...]
Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack is wondering whether he based his March Madness bracket on watching highlights on ESPN or ESPN.CLASSIC. That’s cuz this-here retirement plan that is based solely on gambling and the sale of the Tax Deductions’ excess organs on eBay (“They wouldn’t give you two kidneys, dear, if Daddy [...]
Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack is gonna hit rewind on the camcorder to see just what that last rain dance looked like. That’s cuz this one bears repeating the next time Southern Oregon streams are in need of a little pick-me-up. Do the weather dance:Shake and bake so the rains makeSteelhead wanna [...]
Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack is thinking that this-here springin’ forward thing this week is going to mean more than an hour less snoozing Sunday morning. It’s gonna mean ‘nooks are on their way. Second week in MarchBrings the first of the Rogue’s best:Spring chinook salmon. For Haiku Monday virgins, this is [...]
Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack is prepared to report on that biennial pain in the #### …getting The Rig to p### I/M and re-register through Department of Motor Vehicles. When your Rig is old enough to vote in the presidential election, p###ing the pollution test is no easy feat. Yo, Pollution Man.Run [...]
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