Monthly Archives: June 2009

HAIKU TUESDAY: On Biomass footprints, Dead Celebrities and Billy Mays

Welcome back to Haiku Monday plus One, where Fish Hack is showing up a day late to the Fish Wrap after mourning those recemt celebrity losses that always come in threes. Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett…and Billy Mays, the best pitch man since P.T. Barnum. Not even the mute button would keep Billy Mays out of anyone’s [...]

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HAIKU MONDAY: On Michigan’s Rogue River, Home Waters and Larry Craig’s Stall

Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack is back from the Midwest after a week of livin’ large among his fellow Fish Wrappers at the Outdoor Writers Association of America conference in Grand Rapids, Mich. Picture 400 Fish Hack camo-clad clones constantly bumping into each other. Blend into background. Stealth won’t get you a [...]

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HAIKU MONDAY: On the Midwest, Wimpy Beer and Fishing the Wrong Rogue River

Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack is back in the Midwest eating walleye, drinking fake beer and getting ready to give Bass pro angler Kevin Van Dam a few lessons on largemouth. Catching bass for cash.Nice gig, if you can get itFish Hack’s envious.  For Haiku Monday virgins, this is the day that [...]

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HAIKU MONDAY: ON Red Wings, Stoneflies and Freaked-out In-laws

Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack is livin’ large feasting on the larger-than-life activities of some of the biggest Wings around. First, Hack’s hometown faves, the Detroit Red Wings, are on up 2-zip on the Pittsburgh Penguins for a second straight Stanley Cup in hockey. And the biggest bug wings to flap along [...]

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