Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where the Fish Hack is taking refuge at this-here Fish Wrap as a way of relaxing after a week infestation by the Donor and Host Organism. Even at age 45, Fish Hack is still the abused and neglected middle child when Ma and Pa Hack come to town. [...]
Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack is hoping no back-seat Congressman yells “You Lie” here just because the Fish Wrap’s report said chinook salmon fishing was good on the middle Rogue River but Ol’ Yeller just didn’t catch squat. What? Plan’s not working?Make your point. Just don’t name-callLike it’s Parliament. You remember Haiku [...]
Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack is wondering if his speech from the Fish Wrap to America’s youth will get broadcast in schools Tuesday. All I want to do is spread the joy of underachievement during steelhead season. That can’t be too bad. Work gets in the wayWhen steelhead come a-callin.’Can’t cast from [...]
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