Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack asks the question, “If Canada had lost the hockey gold medal to the USA, would that mean Montreal would have to take William Shatner back permanently?” Bad Canuck actors:/Shatner tops list of several./Wish US had won. You remember Haiku Monday. This is when and where Fish Hack [...]
Today’s three words may not seem interwoven at first, but there is a connection created simply because Search. Destroy. Quiche. Each Wednesday afternoon here at the Fish Wrap, I bang out the various fishing, hunting and wildlife viewing outlooks, affectionately known in the business as Search and Destroy. For many, reading the stories and columns [...]
Welcome back to Haiku Monday, which may be the last Curling-Free Zone left in America. Fish Hack remembers when rolling one’s stones on the sheet meant doing the splits while slipping on an icy sidewalk outside a bar. Sure, that Canadian woman rock-hurler is kinda hot. But it’s CURLING, for crying out loud. It’s as [...]
Welcome back to Three-Word Thursday, where Fish Hack is a getting jittery lately while waiting to add to the ol’ Biomass Footprint in the very near future. Footprint. Predator. Nil. One’s Biomass Footprint is the culmination of all the flora and fauna one whacks and eats in his or her lifetime. It’s kind of a Zen scorecard for carnivores [...]
Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack is busy at the Fish Wrap not honoring Dead Presidents, but workin’ for them. Holiday for who?/Bankers, teachers, bureaucrats./Not us workin’ stiffs. You remember Haiku Monday…Fish Hack busts out a few non-rhymes about the outdoors or whatever, all in Japanese poetry genre. Not because it’s smart or [...]
Welcome back to Three-Word Thursday, where Fish Hack is well entrenched in the DTs during this cold-turkey withdrawal from football now that the Super Bowl is over and life again feels like one big ice-cream headache. Action. Non-Degenerates. Immoral. College and pro football aren’t just pastimes at this Fish Wrap and others across the nation. It’s [...]
Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack is busy asking, “Who Dat?” Remember, Fish Hack called it Saints all the way in the preseason. Didn’t bet it at Vegas, but got some Fish Wrap juice out of it. Besides, who can root against Nawlins? Colt fans love Peyton./’Aints are now Saints, thanks to Brees.Who [...]
Today’s Three-Word Thursday has its roots sunk deeply into social media, the phenomenon that quickly is outdistancing obesity and the Super Bowl as the greatest threat to America’s job productivity. How can these people get anything done at work when they’re Facebooking all day. Between Mafia Wars, that funky aquarium game and posting pictures of their lunch, they leave virtually no [...]
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