Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack is busy pondering this question: If a Tax Deduction falls when it’s the X’s day to take care of him, can you hear him scream?
Gert hurt on her time./No need to fund the co-pay/If it ain’t Hack’s day.
For Haiku Monday virgins, this is when Fish Hack busts out a few non-rhymes about the outdoors in Japanese poetry fashion. Making fun of two genres at once.
Much like if the Tokyo Haiku Society started knocking on Fish Hack. Maybe they’d do it like this…
Ahhh, Fish Hack. You Suck./Your lame rhymes have no merit/And poor conclusions.
Can’t help it. Got algae on the brain.
Fished Diamond Lake on Sunday. What a disappointment. An algae bloom kicked up big-time in the past two days.
Got there at 12:30 p.m. Caught and released four in the first hour, also killing an 18-inch fattie. Then a huge wave of algae water hit us, and the bite was all but off.
The whole lake looked like watered-down pea-green soup by 4 p.m. Had to bail.
Check Oregon Outdoors this week to see if the bogus water is blue-green algae or just the result of a bunch of kids peeing in the resort swim area.
Came to kill big trout./Left with one pig, skeeter bites./I call this … working.
