Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack is still sleepin’ off the residuals from eight days in Pennsylvania.
Of course it was to visit family. No one goes to Pennsylvania on purpose for any other reason, right?
Keystone state’s just fine/If you don’t know Oregon./Life is better here.
For you Haiku Monday virgins, this is where Fish Hack waxes on and waxes off about whatever comes to mind, but in the form of bad Japanese poetry.
Just a goofy idea to make this-here blog stand out somehow in the cyber world.
“Dare to be stupid.”/Not a slogan, a life choice./Hack makes dorks look cool.
Sure, the humidity’s gone and the Visa bill hasn’t tracked me down yet. That leaves just the paintball welts as the residual afterbirth of the Fish Hack Family Vacation back east.
Tax Deduction No. 1 spent the family paintball ware shooting Dear Ol’ Dad in every appendage and soft-spot imaginable.
Those suckers sting, but the aftermath is like getting a chest-hickey from a lamprey…round and red, with teeth marks.
But we did manage to pose for a family terrorist photo, in true Patty Hearst fashion. Check it out.
The dude on the far right actually is an Iraq vet, my cousin Tim George. But he was the worst paintballer because, well, he shot like the Army Reserve attorney that he is.
First one to pick Fish Hack out of the crowd wins used office supplies from Hack’s desk. An unused 2006 calendar, perhaps? Or half a Post-It pack.
Find Hack, win prizes./Like Waldo, with attitude/ And no stupid hat.
