Welcome back to Three-Word Thursday, where Fish Hack has room for everyone except those annoying people who set the horn level on their automatic card-door lock extra loud and wait until they’re 40 feet away to hit “lock.”
You people make more unnecessary noise than Tax Deduction No. 2 singing with her iPod on.
And don’t chalk that up to automatic door-lock envy talkin’ by a dude who’s rig will be old enough to drink this fall.
Try pushing the little “lock” button on the door, will ya?
Must sound strange, this etiquette lesson from someone who writes the word “douche” in his blog every few weeks just because he can.
But Fish Hack is nothing if not inconsistent.
Inconsistent is also a good word for fall chinook salmon fishing now on the Rogue River, where the removal of Gold Ray Dam quite literally has mucked up the picture.
Regular sediment flow from the demolition site has muddied the middle Rogue enough that fall chinook anglers need rattling K-15 Kwikfish plugs just to get their attention.
“Our water sucks,” opines Dave Bradbury from Bradbury’s Gun and Tackle shop in Grants Pass.
Hardly a ringing endorsement to travel past the upper Rogue, where summer steelhead fishing is anything but that.
