Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack remains puzzled why soooo many visiting queens, princesses and their attaches are all walking their dogs on the Jacksonville Woodlands trails?
They have to have diplomatic immunity if they all believe that leash laws are for other people’s dogs, not their precious little yippers.
Leash your dog, Goofballs./It’s a law for all you mutts/And bluebloods alike.
For Haiku Monday virgins, this is when Fish Hack busts out a few non-rhymes about whatever outdoor crap is on the frontal lobe this day, and it’s in the form of bad Japanese poetry.
Major pet peeve of Fish Hack is these morons who don’t leash their damn dogs and let them run amok on the trails and in the woods.
Keep them on the leash and on the trail. If not, your Fido might start killing young quail just off the trail.
But perhaps Hack wouldn’t be so hacked off if he could burn some BTUs by going fall chinook salmon fishing on the Rogue River.
The on-going removal of Savage Rapids Dam has kept the middle Rogue muddy and marginally fishable downstream of the old dam site…which happens to be Hack’s favorite chinook haunts.
Gotta wait for the silt to abate.
Yeah, that sucks. But that’s life.
That’s why Fish Hack’s keeping a close eye on the lower Rogue’s halfpounder counts. Lots of these little Satanic Steelhead moving into the lower Rogue in the past two weeks.
Time to hit Agness with a fly rod and a handful of Red Ant streamers to catch these immature steelhead unique to the Rogue.
Wanna learn more about halfounders, how to fish for them around Agness and a cool video on how biologists count halfpounders? Click HERE.
Love catching those stubby steelhead.
Rogue’s halfpounders rock./So much fun, Hack forgives mutts/That crap on his lawn.
