THREE-WORD THURSDAY: Roll. Nada. Gutter.

Here we are at Three-Word Thursday, one week into Fish Hack’s quest to replace the perfect coffee thermos/mug. A 16-ounce lined thermos with a pop-up top that keeps coffee hot all day in the driftboat.

Better get one this weekend because drinking coffee one mug at a time is just not the way Fish Hack likes to roll.

Roll. Nada. Gutter.

Fish Hack has this developing habit of putting things on the back bumper of the new rig and driving away. Lost a half-dozen water bottles during the winter steelhead season and almost drove away once with that precious thermos in front of the license plate.

But I pulled it off last Thursday. The bumper went thermos-less and instantly Fish Hack knew what was up.

Traced the steps back from the Fish Shack to the Fish Wrap, expecting to find it in a gutter or even the Fish Wrap parking lot.

Nada.

How is it that the same sparkplug wire can sit since last September in the intersection of Medford’s South Pacific Highway and Lowry Lane in front of the Grange Coop, but my thermos can’t sit an hour in the gutter?

 

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    Mark Freeman

    I've underachieved as the Mail Tribune's Fish Hack since 1989. I can't help but find a few things to yuk about with pathetic regularity in the outdoors. My most treasured award? An OSHA citation for a messy desk -- Fire hazard. YEAH! Read Full
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