BOOK IT! FRIDAY: NFL Picks to Win Steelhead Bum a Much Needed Beer Upgrade

Welcome back to BOOK IT! Friday, where Fish Hack continues to give weekly NFL betting tips to steelhead bums so desperate they’re actually looking at an outdoor blog for financial advice.

But it beats returning the garage full of empties to stake Sunday’s plays.

If you’ve stuck with Fish Hack’s plays, you’d be 11-4 heading into the weekend. That’s a hot enough for you to afford an upgrade from Busch Lite to Descutes’ Green Lakes Ale as the ceremonial beer of choice that’s chugged when a Rogue River steelhead gets its eyes turned into X’s.

For you degenerates following Thursday on free Internet use at the Medford library, you would have had a winner last night in Fish Hack’s pick of Indianapolis laying 3 at the Jaguars. Fish Hack predicted that the J’ville NFL team couldn’t beat a J’ville Tavern team these days, and that became cash-money for you Fish Hack Faithful.

Now, Hack knows you’re a bunch of greedy leeches all going Billy Idol by wanting more, more, more.

To that, Fish Hack says quit with the stupid snarl and take New England laying 11 against Buffalo.

New England ran off six straight TDs against the Bills in Buffalo on Sept. 30 while laying a 52-spot on the Bison Boys. With the Pats cComing off a bye and playing at home in a stadium where Buffalo has never won, smart money says Pats cover easily.

Don’t worry. There’s not enough garbage time for the Bills to get the cheap scores they’ll need to punk this bet late.

Next, Pittlsburgh is laying 12 to a really bad Kansas City team. How bad is K.C.? They were actually hoping Brady Quinn would be cleared of concussion symptoms to play. With no touchdowns, three interceptions and a quarterback passer rating of 43.1, it’s the Steelers that should be hoping the unmighty Quinn gets cleared.

Chiefs could lose by double the line.

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    Mark Freeman

    I've underachieved as the Mail Tribune's Fish Hack since 1989. I can't help but find a few things to yuk about with pathetic regularity in the outdoors. My most treasured award? An OSHA citation for a messy desk -- Fire hazard. YEAH! Read Full
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