Here at BOOK IT! Friday, Fish Hack looks to ensure you steelhead bums who avoid honest work as much as Fish Hack does — writing fish crap for the Fish Wrap is work, but it’s not honest work — have a couple good bets to earn more money than emptying the garage of empties this week.
Hack crapped the bed Sunday and ended up 1-2 for the week but still rockin’ 11-6 for the season. That’s smokin’ a good profit but certainly not the wad Fish Hack normally gets so large that the wallet bulge can put Hack’s pine outa whack.
Hack loved the Bills at home for a play, but didn’t file in time to give you the tip. But due noted.
Now, Sunday looks tough, but two picks look good enough for Fish Hack to wager Tax Deduction No. 1 proceeds from Christmas wreath sales for his snowboard club before the check clears.
Green Bay at Detroit has a pretty low play at 53.5. Hack’s taking the over but not creaming on the Loins. Hack grew up in Detroit scalping Lions’ tickets in high school, so he’s in tune to winning when the Lions lose. Sunday should be more of the same.
Hack’s also got San Francisco laying 4 at home against a Chicago team that looks like is de-Cutlered. Cutler is a douche, but he’s fit in nicely with a Bears team that scores as much on defense as offense. Json Campbell, however, does not.
Don’t expect the ‘Niners to lose to their two main NFC rivals at home. They blew the Giants game, but figure that Smith spins it just enough to cover in a tight game.
Also consider the under at 39 in this game.