HAIKU MONDAY: On Duck Hangover, Civil War Blackout and Black Friday Flies

Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack is wiping Web Foot tears after Saturday’s Autzen flush of the season, putting this weekend’s Civil War on the nearly irrelevant list.

Besides, it’s on the PAC-12 Network, which no one gets.

Civil War? TV?/Not in most of Oregon./Charter, you so suck.

For you few Haiku Monday virgins out there, this is when and where Fish Hack waxes on and off non-Brazilian style about the outdoors and whatever. That’s because there are no rules for blogging. Don’t even have to write full sentences, as long as you get the hits.

It’s all about hits./Click on Fish Hack, he’s a star./No clicks, no Hack love.

So Oregon’s loss to Stanford ruined many a weekend, the upcoming storm will do worse.

Many of you Fish Hack faithful know one of the better November days to go steelhead fishing is the day after Thanksgiving. But the next few waves of storms are likely to push the upper Rogue River out of shape, leaving many a steelheader at home.

Black Friday be damned./Can’t fish steelhead?Still, don’t shop./Tie some flies instead.

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    Mark Freeman

    I've underachieved as the Mail Tribune's Fish Hack since 1989. I can't help but find a few things to yuk about with pathetic regularity in the outdoors. My most treasured award? An OSHA citation for a messy desk -- Fire hazard. YEAH! Read Full
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