BOOK IT! Friday: Can You Say Parlay?

Welcome back to BOOK IT! Friday, where Fish Hack had to eat a bad bet last week just to make one more bad Kirstie Alley fat joke. But at 14-7 against the spread, Fish Hack could afford it.

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Still, you steelhead bums aren’t doing nearly that well on your own. What else explains coming to a Fish Wrap outdoor blog to get gambling tips.

Fish Hack’s got ya covered.

 One of Fish Hack’s favorite adages to ignore is the one about not putting good money on bad teams. That is, unless its Kansas City at Cleveland in the rain. Neither team could score on their honeymoons let alone on soggy turf.So take the under 38 points. Hell, take under 28.

And it’s going to be raining in Beantown, too. Touchdowns. Houston at New England are gonna light up the scoreboard like a Snoop Dogg blunt. The over is only 51 and either team could cover on their own, as long as they don’t turn touchdowns into field goals. Should be covered by the start of the fourth.

Bet the parlay and you might clear enough to buy Kirstie lunch.

BOOK IT!

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    Mark Freeman

    I've underachieved as the Mail Tribune's Fish Hack since 1989. I can't help but find a few things to yuk about with pathetic regularity in the outdoors. My most treasured award? An OSHA citation for a messy desk -- Fire hazard. YEAH! Read Full
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