Welcome back to Three-Word Thursday, where Fish Hack needs to warn you carolers that, after a few hot totties, your slurring rendition of ”Walking in a Winter Wonderland” starts to sound a whole lot like “Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear.”
Saying. Puking. Retreads.
Heading up to Christmas, Fish Hack continues to wait for the Rogue River to simmer down enough to take one last stab at summer steelhead.
Could come as early as Saturday, if the next wave of snow stays snow and not runoff. Water releases from Lost Creek Lake have finally ebbed, but the tribs are puking more than a runway model after Christmas dinner, so steelheading’s been out in Hack’s home waters.
Summers in December is fun because of how ridiculous it sounds. But consider that Cole Rivers Hatchery Manager David Pease has 2,300 excess summers he wants to dump in the upper Rogue at TouVelle State Park, Fish Hack says it’s getting close to playing time.
Will keep you advised when Pease blows his horn and yells, “Release the Retreads!”