HAIKU MONDAY: On Nation’s Holiday, Steelhead Sunday and Super Bets

Here we are again at Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack is waiting to lay one more bet for you degenerates Sunday, but sneaking in a steelhead trip before America’s only true national holiday.

SuperBowl is life./Country’s one true holiday./Then a sports dead-zone.

For you few Haiku Monday virgins out there, this is when and where Fish Hack waxes on and off non-Brazilian style about the outdoors, NFL betting and damn near anything. The Mike Tyson Manifesto proved that.

Missed it? Check the Iron Mike Experience HERE.

Tattoo-face Be Gone./Now an Iron Mike Free Zone./Still a good score, though.

Steelhead fishing before the Super Bowl is a Fish Hack staple, part of the fabric of the degenerate gambler/steelhead bum that is yours truly.

Will reveal my Sunday bets in the BOOK IT! Friday blog, where you’re get over-unders for a few quarters plus some other action for your Super Bowl party.

Must bet Super Bowl.Or you’re no American./Degenerate Day.

Plan on hitting the middle stretch of the Rogue River, which is Fish Hack’s home waters. Side-drifting roe for steelhead rocks there.

Need two in the box before kick-off.

Steelhead bowl preview:/Turn some eyes into x’s/Then cash on the game.

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    Mark Freeman

    I've underachieved as the Mail Tribune's Fish Hack since 1989. I can't help but find a few things to yuk about with pathetic regularity in the outdoors. My most treasured award? An OSHA citation for a messy desk -- Fire hazard. YEAH! Read Full
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