HAIKU MONDAY: On Low Water, Butt-Cheek Monday and No Holiday for Hack

Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack has joined the masses in waiting for a little water to jump-start winter steelhead fishing.

Sitting around looking at low, clear and cold flows makes Fish Hack think a day stuck in the office wouldn’t be too bad — as long as he makes up for coming in late by leaving early.

Sitting eight hours/Seriously? That ain’t Hack./More like a Zombie

For you few Haiku Monday virgins left out there, this is when and where Fish Hack waxes on and off non-Brazilian style about the outdoors and whatever the hell else comes to mind…just because he can. And a little Japanese poetry as the schtick.

Give Fish Hack a blog/And what else did you expect?/Can’t conform. Why try?

Flows at less than 2,000 cfs in the upper Rogue River makes Hack’s home waters non-pliableĀ for steelhead.

It’s forecast to bump up a bit later this week when a slight sprinkle will bring a little water.

Until then, might as well plant it on the butt-cheeks at the Fish Wrap like today, because the Fish Wrap doesn’t acknowledge these secondary holidays as, well, holidays.

Off Presidents’ Day?/Not at Fish Wraps country-wide./Brutal day at work.

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    Mark Freeman

    I've underachieved as the Mail Tribune's Fish Hack since 1989. I can't help but find a few things to yuk about with pathetic regularity in the outdoors. My most treasured award? An OSHA citation for a messy desk -- Fire hazard. YEAH! Read Full
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