HAIKU MONDAY: On Sub-par Bowl, No Snow Woes and Omaha Push-Back

Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack is sad to see his Bunco buds crying in their Coors over opportunity lost.

But say what you want, Peyton. Your fans consider owning three of the five worst Sub-par Bowl blow-outs as, officially, an embarrassment.

¬†Failing at wrong times/Dooms perception of you, Dude./Ask Eli how it’s done.

For you few Haiku Monday virgins still out there, this is when and where Fish Hack waxes on and off non-Brazilian style about the outdoors and whatever else comes flying out of these fingers.

First weekend in February brings the Super Bowl and the first serious look at the snowpack, and even a 20-percent of average pack is better than what passed for a football game. Nice safety, and then it got back.As unwatchable as a show on fly-fishing for carp.

Hey, Peyton: Omaha called./They want their name back.

But bad audibles or not, at least Manning can wake up today knowing it will get better.

Can’t say that about the pack, tho.

Check out Fish Hack’s missive on the snowpack HERE.

No snow on Mt. A./Tax Deduction heads to Bend./He’s chasing the snow.

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    Mark Freeman

    I've underachieved as the Mail Tribune's Fish Hack since 1989. I can't help but find a few things to yuk about with pathetic regularity in the outdoors. My most treasured award? An OSHA citation for a messy desk -- Fire hazard. YEAH! Read Full
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