After a long hiatus while awaiting bail, Fish Hack is back at this-here cyber version of the Fish Wrap reading to bust out haikus on Monday and lay those BOOK IT! bets on Friday.
FIsh Hack ended the 2015 season up $575 and that’s good momentum heading into the new year.
So let’s get to it…
San Diego at Kansas City jumps off the pick-it line at Fish Hack. K.C. has owned S.D. the past two years and always comes out of the gate fast. The game opened at 6 1/2 and that’s when Fish Hack bet it by laying the points before the line inched up to 7. KC should cleanly cover.
Then we have Giants at Dallas. Giants came in earlier this week as a 3 1/2-point fave but it’s been bet down to 1 amid the Dak Scott love-fest. You never know what you’re going to get from Eli, but seriously. If Dak is Da Fact, then how come he went in the fourth round? That vanilla D he’s been seeing is about to get some caramel and sprinkles added to it. Lay the 1 point.
Monday night closes with perhaps the worst game of the season in the new-look Rams at San Francisco. Niners are a emotional dumpster fire these days, but at least their starting quarterback isn’t Case Keenum. San Francisco is getting 2 1/2 points, which is almost half a Blaine Gabbert pick-six but take the points here and don’t tune in.