Here we are at Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack is looking for someone to sit in the front of the driftboat this morning for a steelhead drift on Fish Hack’s home waters…the upper Rogue River. Tax Deduction No. 1 was gonna man-up and fish today, but then a blonde called with an invite to snowboard. [...]
Here comes another Three-Word Thursday, where Fish Hack is wondering what has brought all these foreign kings, princesses and attaches to Jacksonville? Only Diplomatic Immunity would explain why virtually everyone walking a dog on the Jacksonville Woodlands trails Sunday morning was violating the dog-leach requirement as if the law of the land somehow didn’t apply to [...]
Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack is stuck in the Fish Shack with a bunch of Tax Deduction No. 2′s friends and fellow basketballers so bad that the Shack smells more like Teen Spirit than steelhead fillets. Teenagers so reek./Spray Axe or smell like themselves.’Either way…it sucks. For you Haiku Monday virgins, this [...]
Here we are again at Three-Word Thursday, where Fish Hack has his ass screwed into his seat at the Fish Wrap cranking out the entire Oregon Outdoors section today. Making up for doing next to nothing the past few days. Too bad. ‘Cuz it’s shirt-sleeve weather today and the winter steelhead are in the upper [...]
Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack is nursing a sore back from sitting on a wallet loaded with dead presidents from Sunday’s Super Bowl bets. Gave you Fish Wrappers two bets that both came through on the biggest holiday of the year. Giants, the under./Parlay two for two, baby!/Cash last bets of year. [...]
Welcome back to Three-Word Thursday, where Fish Hack is knocking out the Search and Destroy for Friday’s Fish Wrap a little early to make time for getting a lttle ink on this-here blank Salmon/Steelhead kill tag. Gotta whack a Rogue River winter steelhead, admission into the Super Bowl party Fish Hack takes the Tax Deductions [...]
Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack is glad he got the Giants plus 4 last week before the line took a dive not unlike Fish Hack’s career in the blogosphere. Got the Gints plus 4./Could be even by kickoff./Gotta bet the Bowl. For you few Haiku Monday virgins out there, this is when [...]
Here we are again at Three-Word Thursday, where Fish Hack is hanging out at the Fish Wrap waiting for the Rogue River to clear up enough to take a whack at the first winter steelhead to reach the upper Rogue this season. That little gully-washer of a storm last week brought just enough warm water [...]
Welcome back to Haiku Monday, where Fish Hack is waiting out the high water that is Southern Oregon while happy and lucky to be 2-0 on weekend NFL bets. Bet what Fish Hack writes/And you push. Bet Hack’s real bets/And you cash, big time. Gave you all the Giants to win, and told you in [...]
Here we are again at Three-Word Thursday, where Fish Hack is sittin’ in the Fish Wrap workin’ up Sunday’s NFL bets and lookin’ at the Rogue River gauges to see just how big this-here storm will raise Southern Oregon’s Rogue River. Expect the flows to peak early Friday, dropping and clearing enough by the weekend to [...]
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